I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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