At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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