I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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