walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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