K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees