To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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