i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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