piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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