The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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