Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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