oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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