No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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