onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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