my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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