Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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