all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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