If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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