come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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