Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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