Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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