Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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