can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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