Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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