Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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