I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
porn star boner night. come get it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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