it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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