I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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