wrigley field is MILF paradise
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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