this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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