if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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