He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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