guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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