I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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