So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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