I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
