Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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