we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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