i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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