Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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