hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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