2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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