what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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