she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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