Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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