Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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