Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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