I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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