There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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