In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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