She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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