Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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