Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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