I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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