when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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