ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My penis needs a shock collar
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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